An Inventory of the Possible

Just floating this idea to all you guys before I submit it to Kickstarter. Let me know if this is something you’d contribute to, and if you have any further incentive ideas! I will be partnering with Jason and Dylan, who created the header image.

GUNCANNON

WHAT IS IT?

GunCannon began with a dream: the dream to shoot a cannon that shoots things that are also shooting.

I want to make that dream a reality, but a project of this magnitude needs some serious financial backing to see fruition.

Cannons will be needed, of course, as well as the tools and equipment needed to rework those cannons into gun-firing shape. And, of course, there’s the ballistics testing. Guns will also be needed: first dummy guns, then real guns, then bullets for those guns. My throat will also need time to heal between test firings, because I will be yelling “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” really fucking loud every time I shoot GunCannon.

That’s where you come in. With your contributions to my Kickstarter, I can make GunCannon a horrifying reality. Just think of the YouTube videos that are going to come out of this.

WHAT ARE THE INCENTIVE LEVELS?

$1 – Come on.

Really? 

$25 – Beta Tester

Thanks! You will have the honor of having GunCannon tested in/on your house.

$50 – Collateral Damage

I probably won’t shoot you with GunCannon.

$75 – Birthday Clown

I will shoot GunCannon at your birthday party.

$100 – Crucial Distinction

I will shoot GunCannon during, but away from, your birthday party.

$2,000 – The Capone

I will visit a residence or place of business of your choice and say to the owner, “nice place. Be a shame if something… happened to it” while tapping GunCannon meaningfully.

$357 — (Reader Contributed Idea)

I will fire a random gun from GunCannon. Could be a Derringer. Could be an Uzi. Only one way to find out.

$10,000 – GunCannonTruck

I will attach a basic truck chassis to GunCannon.

$12,000 – I Will Probably Do This Anyway

I will play “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead really loud whenever I fire GunCannonTruck.

$100,000 — The Good Idea

I will develop a rudimentary AI to control GunCannonTruck’s truck chassis, as well as its firing and reloading mechanisms. This way, GunCannonTruck won’t necessarily need me around to shoot guns that are shooting.

$100,005 — The Best Idea

Fuzzy dice on GunCannonTruck.